{"product_id":"fucking-pockets-magnet","title":"Fucking Pockets Magnet","description":"\u003cdiv id=\"CKEm113giLGdMXTK62oJN-content-0\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e2.5\" × 3.5\" • Hand‑pressed • Pocket‑rage perfection\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCenturies of fashion nonsense, and somehow we’re still here — buying pants with decorative lies stitched onto the hips. This design cuts straight to the point: \u003cstrong\u003ewomen just want fucking pockets.\u003c\/strong\u003e Not faux flaps. Not stitched‑shut betrayal. Actual pockets. Functional ones. Revolutionary, apparently.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFeaturing bold Wild SASS typography, some smug marsupials, and that signature feminist bite, this magnet is a tiny, glossy protest you can slap on your fridge, office cabinet, or anywhere you’re tired of being gaslit by clothing.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Wild SASS Collective","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47335781400738,"sku":null,"price":10.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0702\/4738\/3202\/files\/Copilot_20260613_204645.png?v=1781340606","url":"https:\/\/wildsasscollective.com\/products\/fucking-pockets-magnet","provider":"Wild SASS Collective","version":"1.0","type":"link"}