{"product_id":"siren-x-magnetic-bookmark","title":"Siren x Magnetic Bookmark","description":"\u003cp\u003eMeet the Siren — a feminist maritime menace disguised as a magnetic bookmark.Her message hits with ocean‑level force: “Stories claim our voices lured men to their deaths. Reality: just another example of men who fear a woman with a voice.”And truly, she wasn’t out there murdering sailors. She was floating peacefully.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMen just heard a woman express an opinion and immediately selected “drown” from the drop‑down menu of coping mechanisms.Sunglasses on. Seashells secured. Zero remorse.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis bookmark is for anyone who’s ever been called “too loud,” “too opinionated,” or “intimidating.” Good. Be a maritime hazard.Hand‑crafted with a premium matte laminate finish, this magnetic bookmark clips securely\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Wild SASS Collective","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47399970177186,"sku":null,"price":8.99,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0702\/4738\/3202\/files\/rn-image_picker_lib_temp_b63cb277-ea70-4428-9feb-6730385a1856.jpg?v=1784000895","url":"https:\/\/wildsasscollective.com\/products\/siren-x-magnetic-bookmark","provider":"Wild SASS Collective","version":"1.0","type":"link"}