The Mythical Women Monsters

Mythical Women Monsters — Wild SASS edition, but make it unhinged.

Folklore really said: “Women with opinions? Terrifying. Better turn them into sea demons before they unionise.”

For thousands of years, men have been writing fanfiction about “dangerous women” instead of just… going to therapy. Sirens. Witches. Medusa. Every story basically boils down to: “She spoke and I felt threatened.”

So welcome to our new series where we take those dusty patriarchal bedtime stories and yeet them straight into the ocean.