SMILE, did you say? Praying Mantis Magnet

2.5" × 3.5" • Hand‑pressed • Predatory levels of sass

Meet the praying mantis who is absolutely not here for being told to smile. With a grin that’s one part menace, one part mockery, this design flips the script on every unwanted “cheer up” ever thrown at women, femmes, and anyone just trying to exist without performing pleasantness.

Bold colours, sharp mandibles, and sharper attitude — this magnet captures the exact energy of “I heard you… and I’m choosing violence.” Perfect for your fridge, office cabinet, or anywhere you want to ward off unsolicited positivity.

Because if you wanted a smile, you should’ve asked someone who isn’t a mantis.