Fucking Pockets Magnet

2.5" × 3.5" • Hand‑pressed • Pocket‑rage perfection

Centuries of fashion nonsense, and somehow we’re still here — buying pants with decorative lies stitched onto the hips. This design cuts straight to the point: women just want fucking pockets. Not faux flaps. Not stitched‑shut betrayal. Actual pockets. Functional ones. Revolutionary, apparently.

Featuring bold Wild SASS typography, some smug marsupials, and that signature feminist bite, this magnet is a tiny, glossy protest you can slap on your fridge, office cabinet, or anywhere you’re tired of being gaslit by clothing.