Nature Is Not Straight - Vinyl Sticker

Female Laysan albatrosses form lifelong female–female pairs, raising chicks together with cooperation, devotion, and fierce maternal instinct. For decades, naturalists filtered nature through a heteronormative lens and called it “truth.” But nature doesn’t bend to bias — it’s gloriously diverse and always has been.

This sticker celebrates love in all its wild forms: steadfast, successful, beautifully queer. Durable, waterproof, and finished with a soft matte sheen, it’s a reminder that love is love — and nature is not straight.

Quality matte‑laminated vinyl: weather, tear, and fade resistant. Available in three sizes or a small + medium Duo Pack, each with the Wild SASS “Behind the Design” story.

Small — 30–50mm · $2 Medium — 60–80mm · $5 Large — 100–120mm · $8

Duo Pack — $6 1 Small + 1 Medium of the same design (Save $1 compared to buying individually)