WELCOME TO THE SHIT SHOW x Pūkeko Vinyl Sticker

If you’ve ever watched a pūkeko sprint across a paddock like it owes someone money, you already know the vibe. This sticker captures that exact energy — chaotic, unbothered, and absolutely ready to narrate whatever fresh nonsense your day serves up.

Rocking sunnies and the confidence of a bird that will absolutely steal your sandwich, this Wild SASS Collective design is your official sign that the circus is open, the clowns are warming up, and you’re just trying to make it through without tripping over a stray jandal.

Printed on premium vinyl with a durable matte laminate, it’s waterproof, fade‑resistant, and tougher than a pūkeko defending a puddle in a Pak’nSave carpark.

Slap it on your drink bottle, laptop, or the emotional support notebook you carry everywhere — wherever you need a reminder that Aotearoa chaos is a lifestyle, not a phase.

Available in three sizes:

Small Sticker — 30–50mm

Medium Sticker — 60–80mm

Large Sticker — 100–120mm

Or grab the iconic Small + Medium Duo Pack if you want maximum pūkeko chaos across your gear.