Siren - The Mythical Women Monsters Vinyl Sticker

Meet the Siren, a feminist maritime menace in sticker form.

Her message hits like a slap with a wet fish: “Stories claim our voices lured men to their deaths. Reality: just another example of men who feared a woman with a voice.”

And let’s be honest: She wasn’t murdering sailors — she was floating peacefully. Men just heard a woman express an opinion and immediately selected “drown” from the drop‑down menu of coping mechanisms.

Sunglasses on. Seashells secured. Zero remorse.

This sticker is for every woman who’s ever been told she’s “too loud,” “too opinionated,” or “intimidating.” Good. Be a maritime hazard.

Durable, matte, water‑resistant, and ready to reclaim folklore one monster at a time.

Quality matte‑laminated vinyl: weather, tear, and fade resistant. Available in three sizes or a small + medium Duo Pack, each with the Wild SASS “Behind the Design” story.

Small — 30–50mm · $2 Medium — 60–80mm · $5 Large — 100–120mm · $8

Duo Pack — $6 1 Small + 1 Medium of the same design (Save $1 compared to buying individually)