WELCOME TO THE SHIT SHOW x Pūkeko Magnetic Bookmark

If you’ve ever watched a pūkeko sprint across a paddock like it owes someone money, you already know the vibe. This sunglasses‑on menace is here to announce the chaos and keep your page exactly where you left it.

Handcrafted on premium black card, topped with a vinyl‑printed illustration, and sealed in durable matte laminate, this magnetic bookmark snaps shut stronger than a pūkeko defending a puddle in a Pak’nSave carpark. No slipping, no dog‑ears, no disappearing into the void under your bed — just pure, unhinged Kiwi energy holding your chapter together while the rest of your life goes feral.

Perfect for your current read, your planner, or that one book you keep meaning to finish but the universe keeps throwing curveballs. Welcome to the Shit Show — at least your page is sorted.